Monday, April 17, 2006

Immigration problems

Republican ethics scandals, intelligent design, and marginalized racists. With today's headlines it's difficult not to have an opinion. But the most dominant news story of the past few weeks, illegal immigrants, makes my head spin.

What do we admit? Do we admit that our goods are so cheap because we are able to fuel our agricultural machine with cheap labor? We end up embracing a completely unethical system of labor exploitation, which most of us just turn a blind eye towards. We have become a society that relies on illegals to pick fruits and vegetables, work crappy factory jobs, clean our houses, do manual labor, etc etc. the list goes on and on. What's the alternative? Build big fences. Are out of work Americans going to want to do the jobs that were once populated by illegals, some say "of course not!", others say "they are out of work, it's better than nothing, why wouldn't they do it"... But who knows, we've never been in that situation. We live in a society where you can survive off digging for clothes in the trashcan and scrounging up 99 cents for something on the McDonalds menu... if you were homeless and out of work, would you really want to pick potatos so you can file your IRS forms?

This one is too hard for me. Blows me. Blows you.

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Misguided

http://www.latimes.com/news/printedition/la-na-christians10apr10,0,6596503.story

"Malhotra says her Christian faith compels her to speak out against homosexuality. But the Georgia Institute of Technology, where she's a senior, bans speech that puts down others because of their sexual orientation. Malhotra sees that as an unacceptable infringement on her right to religious expression. So she's demanding that Georgia Tech revoke its tolerance policy. With her lawsuit, the 22-year-old student joins a growing campaign to force public schools, state colleges and private workplaces to eliminate policies protecting gays and lesbians from harassment. The religious right aims to overturn a broad range of common tolerance programs: diversity training that promotes acceptance of gays and lesbians, speech codes that ban harsh words against homosexuality, anti-discrimination policies that require college clubs to open their membership to all."

"Think how marginalized racists are," said Baylor, who directs the Christian Legal Society's Center for Law and Religious Freedom. "If we don't address this now, it will only get worse."


You have got to be kidding me. I was going to write something substantive about this but... I think the comments speak for themselves. The American progressive spirit is under attack by the resurgence of youthful religious faith. We are now trying to fight for our right to be hateful to our fellow man, perhaps someone once said,

""You shall love your neighbor as yourself." Love does no harm to a neighbor; therefore love is the fulfillment of the law."

"You have heard that it was said, 'Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.' But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you."


Oh. Jesus and St. Paul. Like whoah. The religious advocating hate. Blows me. Blows you.

Saturday, April 08, 2006

end of chapter 2

40 days until graduation... 4 years really flew by. somebody please hire me. please.

Sunday, March 26, 2006

why can't people just be honest?

It's 4:30 in the morning and I've drank way too much tonight. I think it's telling that even while drunk, the whole Ben Domenech issue has bothered me so much that I bother to write about it right now.

I don't want to make a blanket judgement about Republicans, but there has been a long trend of excessive pride coming from the party of the pachyderm. If you make a mistake, take responsibility for it, you don't need to write an excessive backstory to make yourself look like a victim, and you don't need to try and justify what you did. The fact is pundits, politicians, reporters, etc. will not take responsibility for their mistakes until they are cornered.

Ben Domenech is guilty of many counts of plagiarism and rather hateful speech. He was recently hired as the conservative blogger for WashingtonPost.com in order to "balance" the existence of Dan Froomkin. This was obviously ridiculous, there is no such thing as a liberal bias in the media, and even if they were Dan Froomkin is no liberal conspiracist. Froomkin is a good journalists who just reports and analyzes what he has seen and heard as a White House correspondent, intelligent people will not see any effort on his part to be the antithesis to the right wing of the nation.

Ben Domenech, from his alias, Augustine, recently labeled the late Coretta Scott King a communist. That is just unnecessarily hateful.

If we look at some juicy bits collected on: http://yourlogohere.blogspot.com/2006/03/meet-ben-domenich.html

Here are some gems.
-Al Gore can suck it.
-Peace Through Superior Thermonuclear Capability.
-I don't know about you, but the more Colin Powell insults the French, the more I like him.
-etc etc etc.

A few days ago, over controversy of plagiarism (many counts of which) and his ridiculous off handed remarks, especially calling Coretta Scott King a communist on the day of her funeral, he resigned. As if nobody saw that coming. What was his response? He had to defend himself, he had to make himself out to be the victim.

"But in the course of accusing me of racism, homophobia, bigotry, and even (on one extensive Atrios thread) of having a sexual relationship with my mother, the leftists shifted their accusations to ones of plagiarism. "

**So... the leftists are the problem, this has nothing to do with you actually plagiarising things. Way to be a martyr.

"I know that charges of plagiarism are serious. While I am not a journalist, I have, myself, written more than one thing that has been plagiarized in the past. But these charges have also served to create an atmosphere where no matter what is said on my Red America blog, leftists will focus on things with my byline from when I was a teenager."
**You have been plagiarized too? Boo hoo. That doesn't make it ok for you to do so.

And then he continues talking about how the plagiarism wasn't of his own doing, that it was ACTUALLY his editors sneakily inserting things into his writing.

"As you all know, I am a conservative, but not a partisan"
**All you have to do is read his writings to see that it is blatantly obvious that he is a partisan. There is no balance from him at all. By very definition of running a site called redstate.org or having the conservative blog for the WashPost you are a partisan. If you were a journalist like Froomkin and not a hardcore conservative, then maybe you'd be non-partisan.

What irks me is that he couldn't bring himself to confess and take responsibility for what he had done. Everything was, oh my editors did it, or this is out of context, or soemthing or another. That just shows the utter lack of integrity he has.

Two days later, the blogosphere delivered example after example of his plagiarism and bigotry. When backed into a corner, there was no proud standoff, justifying his actions. Only apology.

"I want to apologize to National Review Online, my friends and colleagues here at RedState, and to any others that have been affected over the past few days. I also want to apologize to my previous editors and writers whose work I used inappropriately and without attribution. There is no excuse for this - nor is there an excuse for any obfuscation in my earlier statement."


Why didn't you say that at the very beginning? Ben Domenech, I'm glad you resigned. You're a piece of shit. Just another unethical conservative... judging from the responses on RedState, people think he is an upstanding citizen. Had this happened to a leftist writer, the entire right wing internet community would be butchering that person. It is always easy to be a victim, it's always easy to hide your inadequacies and mistakes by blaming the "vast left wing conspiracy" and the "leftist attack machine". Give me a break.

Saturday, March 25, 2006

What are we going to do with Iraq?

Georges Sada, an Iraqi general and former number 2 in Saddam Hussein's air force, has recently released book that may throw America's left for a revelation. For three years, the left, myself included, has been chastising the Bush administration for its invasion of Iraq. We were in a war with Al-Qaeda which was based in Afghanistan and there was and still is not a connection between 9/11 and Iraq. Lacking any sort of explanation other than:

"First, just if I might correct a misperception. I don't think we ever said -- at least I know I didn't say that there was a direct connection between September the 11th and Saddam Hussein... but I was very careful never to say that Saddam Hussein ordered the attacks on America. The truth of the matter is the whole world thought that Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction. ...you might remember, sir, there was a Security Council vote of 15 to nothing that said to Saddam Hussein, disclose, disarm, or face serious consequences. The basic premise was, you've got weapons. That's what we thought. When he didn't disclose, and when he didn't disarm, and when he deceived inspectors, it sent a very disconcerting message to me, whose job it is to protect the American people and to take threats before they fully materialize. My view is, he was given the choice of whether or not he would face reprisal. It was his decision to make. And so he chose to not disclose, not disarm, as far as everybody was concerned."

What is troubling about General Sada's book, "Saddam's Secrets", is that he states that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction, materials related to weapons of mass destruction, etc. and that Saddam had them moved to Syria. For three years we have critiqued the Iraq invasion for insufficient intelligence of a threat and the non-existence of WMDs, and for three years we have been embroiled in a struggle in Iraq that has seen the loss of 2000+ American military deaths and 30,000+ Iraqi deaths. It is March 2006, more than 5 years after the deadly attack on the World Trade Center and Osama Bin laden is still at large. A mission unfulfilled 5 years after the fact and the only reason Bin Laden's name reappears in the US media is because he sends video tapes reminding us that he still looms in the shadows. It almost doesn't matter anymore, we have concentrated ourselves on Iraq, our responsibilities to rebuild Afghanistan and bring Bin Laden to justice seem to have fallen by the wayside.

Many on the American right will look at the reasons for war and dismiss them for what seems to be a burst of pragmatic consideration. "We are in Iraq, it doesn't matter why we are there, but what we are going to do now that we are there" a friend said to me on my trip home to Jacksonville during winter break. It seems however with this recent revelation by General Sada that soon the left and the right will be on the same page. We on the left will still not understand why we shifted from Afghanistan to Iraq, but we will acknowledge the threat Saddam posed with WMDs (if Sada's claims are found to be true). The million dollar question is how we proceed with the 'War on Terror'.
The right's strategy is to occupy Iraq for the remainder of the decade, training Iraqi forces to transfer security responsibility, and establish a government. The left has been increasingly pressing for the US military to leave Iraq immediately and devote our efforts to new threats that are emerging. The strategy of the right represents a belief that we can set up western institutions and they will work in the Middle East. The strategy of the left acknowledges a belief that we need to leave because we are engaging in an illegal war and inciting violence simply by virtue of our presence. Neither view suggests that the problem in Iraq is not sectarian violence, Islamic extremism, but the Islamic faith itself.

The United States has a history of social struggle, racism, sexism, war, economic inequity, and a host of other problems, but these issues have been met with a tradition of progressive thinking and they have slowly been addressed and ameliorated. We are a nation of mixed religions and races; our ability to peacefully co-exist on the macro-scale leads us to believe that our gaping differences have been pragmatic set aside so that we are able to function as a social entity. It is this foundation that most of my generation derives concepts of ethics and morals, and perhaps it is also our naivety that causes us to apply these morals homogenously when we try to put ourselves in someone else's shoes.

We can look at an example: In the United States we have organizations like PETA advocating the protection of animal rights and their humane treatment. While some may find PETA a little extreme for their tastes, a little too righteous, I think we can say that the majority of America has some sort of moral compass involving abuse of animals; we probably don't kick dogs and cats and throw alka-seltzer at seagulls. Although we have such strong convictions about these things it is a little ridiculous to apply the same set of morals to primitive man that was required to be a hunter and gatherer in order to survive. It is comedic to picture one of our caveman brethren screaming at another because he was pounding a wild deer to death with a boulder.

I'm surprised that I'm asking this question, but are we making an error in giving every religion the benefit of the doubt in believing that they are on the same ethical/moral level with us? I concede that ethics and morals are social constructs that don't have comparable levels of worst, bad, good and best. I believe however, that we often assume that because we live in the 21st century, a time of vast technological breakthroughs and relative peace, that the global populace has adopted similar beliefs concerning preservation and promotion of life, helping one's neighbor, and generally working together for pragmatic means. After reading quite a bit of Sam Harris' book "The End of Faith", it doesn't seem to be too ridiculous to say that the Middle East and the West are not functioning on the same plane of morality. Harris tries to show that Islam is a faith of expansionism and has a textual basis for intolerance towards other religious beliefs. Further he explains that Muslims are angry that the US is occupying its territory and by the military's presence and trying to solve problems, the US is threatening the grasp Islam has on its followers. Islamic imperialism however is not "imperialism" but a manifest destiny that the Qu'ran calls its followers to take up.

With 9/11 and the War in Iraq as his evidence, the Muslim world is portrayed to be ready to strike at the heart of Western values. The Muslim world may be everything he has described, but regardless if it is because of the strength of non-Islamic nations halting expansionism or some other reason, it is a truth that the vast majority of Muslims have not taken up arms to wage a global Jihad against all non-Muslims. The war of caution that Sam Harris is waving in our faces shouldn't be lost though, as there is a lot to fear. We can see that Islam is not trying to fly to our country and blow it up. Terrorism is a product of radical Islam and its followers. What Harris wants us to see is that although attacks originate from radical Islam, there is little large scale outrage directed at the terrorism, there does not exist a moderate Islam in the Middle East, moderate in the sense that we understand in the West (the difference between moderate and fundamentalist).

So we must wonder where the Middle Eastern leadership's response to terrorism? As of now I am unaware of any such response, I'm not sure if the Arab nations simply do not care or if they eat dinner and watch their televisions thinking "Another terrorist attack by Bin Laden, how terrible, they are infidels anyways"? There has been no organized condemnation or fatwa against Osama Bin Laden for whatever reason. There have been more than a few Muslims condemning terrorism, suicide bombings, killing of innocents, and Bin Laden from America, Egypt, Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, etc. but these are just the voices of ones among hundreds of millions. The only country I know of that has issued a fatwa against Bin Laden was Spain following the bombing of their trains, perhaps it has happened in London and the US, but I was unable to find any such decree by local Muslim leadership. Such a powerful doctrinal decree is important in fighting the war on terror; there is a hesitance to do so. In fact I believe the last time I heard Iraqis denounce terrorism was when other Iraqis bombed a holy temple in Iraq, and still many chose to implicate American presence as the cause. Sam Harris attributes it to the text of the Qu'ran and hadith. In just the passages that he cites, there are ~ 60 passages from the Qu'ran describing a God that has no tolerance for infidels and that Muslims are encouraged to take up physical action to protect threats against Islam. This is not in my opinion enough to motivate collective peoples to incite a war with the West, but it is reason enough to believe that given a religious fervor catalyst by extremists others will join the cause.

I think we've seen that defense of Islam is not limited to extremists. Defense of Islam does not even need to be as extreme as flying a plane into a building across the Atlantic Ocean. It was only last month that we witnessed a series of protests turned riots caused by the anti-Muslim cartoons published by a Dutch newspaper. As a response to the cartoons, the Danish consulate in Beirut was burned, Danish and Norwegian embassies in Damascus burned, grenades thrown at Danish embassy in Tehran, Italian consulate in Libya burned, a NATO base in Afghanistan was attacked, mass rioting across Africa, Europe and the Middle East, Christian churches burned down in Nigeria, EU headquarters in Gaza attacked, death threats issued for the cartoonists along with rewards for their deaths, fatwas issued against offending cartoonists and newspapers, and many Muslim demonstrators were killed by crowd stampede, riot by product, and police fire.

Moral relativism is important when we analyze how we as a country must proceed against terror and Muslim violence. In the United States and throughout the EU, there have been many denunciations against terrorism and the perversion of Islam by each respective Muslim community. We must remember that the EU-Muslim and American-Muslim attitudes are very different from those of the Middle East, as American culture requires the blending of religion with secular humanism. We fight for progressive values in the United States, we fight for equal rights of all of our citizens and it is only natural that Muslims within our borders assume a Western influenced understanding of Islam and the teachings of the Qu'ran.

The only feasible option I envision for Iraq if we are to ensure American safety is to create a culture of Western influence in Iraq. Middle Eastern nations are currently able to remain economically independent; they are oil rich nations that do not bother to tax their citizens. Western nations rely on Iraq for oil; Iraq relies on us to buy the oil. As long as we continue and build economic interdependency we can perhaps survive another day. The religious divide between our two cultures is a problem that is ready to strike at any time. America has its share of religious extremists, but in modern times there are no instances of American religious fanatics undertaking a holy war against believers in 'false gods and idols'. Why these terrorist extremists are able to exist and permeate through Middle Eastern nations and cultures is a question that must be directed at Islam itself.

"Any systematic approach to ethics, or to understanding the necessary underpinnings of a civil society, will find many Muslims standing eye deep in the red barbarity of the fourteenth century. There are undoubtedly historical and cultural reasons for this, and enough blame to go around, but we should not ignore the fact that we must now confront whole societies whose moral and political development-in their treatment of women and children, in their prosecution of war, in their approach to criminal justice, and in their very intuitions about what constitutes cruelty-lags behind our own."- Sam Harris- "End of Faith"

It seems obvious to Western thinkers that terrorism and extremism is a gross bastardization and misinterpretation of the Qu'ran and Islam. It is dangerous to maintain such idealized conceptions as the war in Iraq rages on with no resolution in sight, fundamentalist schools continue to receive funding, Iran seems more dangerous than ever, and more people on both sides of the conflict die as each day passes.

Thursday, March 02, 2006

How to take a kidney punch

Professional boxers will throw a light jab that he hopes will fake out his opponent and then deliver a crushing blow as the opponent stumbles. Sometimes though, this leaves his body open and his opponent deals him a bone crunching hook into his kidney or ribcage. [ok. I made that entire thing up, the only thing I know about boxing is Punch Out! for Nintendo and that one Dreamcast game].

The Bush administration has been extremely adept and I'll give them credit, famous for (at least to those paying attention) dodging blows and making the American public think one thing while they are doing another. You're really doing something right when a big enough percentage of the American populace actually believes that Saddam Hussein, given the evidence, was responsible for 9-11 and not Al-Qaeda. That's a scary thought that the propaganda machine works so well or that the American people are so easily mislead.

After 9-11, George W. Bush sat in an elementary school classroom frozen by the news of the terrorist attack on our nation. He continued to read to the children, the response to the crisis was delayed, he had no idea what to do, no idea what initiative to take. He was scared and lost.

After Katrina devastated New Orleans, George W. Bush said:


"I don't think anybody anticipated the breach of the levees. They did anticipate a serious storm. But these levees got breached. And as a result, much of New Orleans is flooded. And now we have to deal with it and will."

"[Katrina] exposed serious problems in our response capability at all levels of government".

"And to the extent the federal government didn't fully do its job right, I take responsibility... I want to know what went wrong or what went right ... It's in our national interest that we find out exactly what went on so we can better respond."


Hindsight. It is easy to be a strong leader after you contemplate what has happened after it sinks in for a few days. It is easy to roll up your sleeves and be the macho guy that America is looking towards in its days of and after crises. Today the damning news came out. There is now video evidence of presidential briefings where George W. Bush, FEMA chief Michael Brown, and Homeland Security secretary Michael Chertoff and other federal and local officials met to discuss the hurricane and were warned about levees breaking, not enough resources etc.

In Florida we know what category 5 hurricane does. Hurricane Andrew in '92 wasn't even the strongest hurricane from the Atlantic Ocean, but we got... to be blunt, fucked.

It's not like the damage done to New Orleans wasn't something that people had predicted for years prior to Katrina. Bush steadfastly said, we're fully prepared. In the past months, former FEMA chief Michael Brown was getting dumped on, people called him stupid, incompetent, and a litany of other salacious things. Just earlier during the actual Hurricane we heard from Bush, "you're doing a heckuva job Brownie", and not the support from the White House was silent.

Sorry guy.

You can only get dumped on for so long though, and because of spite or for moral whistle blowing reasons, the private video made its way to the Associated Press. I bet "Brownie" is giving himself a little chuckle right now.

The video almost vindicates him.


"A top hurricane expert voiced "grave concerns" about the levees and then-
Federal Emergency Management Agency chief Michael Brown told the president and
Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff that he feared there weren't enough disaster teams to help evacuees at the Superdome."
"I'm concerned about ... their ability to respond to a catastrophe within a catastrophe,"
"We're going to need everything that we can possibly muster, not only in this state and in the region, but the nation, to respond to this event," Brown warned. He called the storm "a bad one, a big one" and implored federal agencies to cut through red tape to help people, bending rules if necessary.

"Go ahead and do it," Brown said. "I'll figure out some way to justify it. ... Just let them yell at me."


All on video.

What did Bush do? He sat silently. He assured everyone that the government would do everything in its power to help. He assured everyone things would be fine.

As of today, about 1300 people are dead due to Katrina. You could almost say that Bush's optimism and lack of action increased their probability of death about ten-fold.

After 9-11. Inaction. After being warned about Katrina's potential for destruction. Inaction. Heroic after people have died, our President is not supposed to be a hand waving queen figure. History will remember you Mr. Bush, mourning families will as well.

"We are fully prepared."- George W. Bush.

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Rove Misstep?

The White House has been twisting arms to ensure that no Republican member votes against President Bush in the Senate Judiciary Committee’s investigation of the administration's unauthorized wiretapping. Congressional sources said Deputy Chief of Staff Karl Rove has threatened to blacklist any Republican who votes against the president. The sources said the blacklist would mean a halt in any White House political or financial support of senators running for re-election in November.

"It's hardball all the way," a senior GOP congressional aide said.


Karl Rove, in my opinion, has been one of the most brilliant political strategists I've ever seen or heard of. Every move is coldly cool and calculated, it's almost as if he knows what's going to happen before it's going to happen, like a puppetmaster moving all the marionettes.

This move to line up the rank and file of the GOP just doesn't seem like a good move at all. Right now, the only leverage the Bush administration has in Washington is the good fortune of a. being in office b. Having a Republican dominated House and Senate and c. having the remnants of Tom Delay's K-Street project GOP lobbying giant machine. Bullying congressmen, especially during a time where the President already has senators like Arlen Spector scratching their heads, seems to be a recipe for backlash. Not funding dissenting Congressmen is bad for America and if anything, is going to widen the hairline cracks already forming within the GOP.

I don't know the statistics, but during this year of re-elections, it seems to be in the best interest of the Republicans to back the incumbent, especially with the balance of power beginning to teeter towards the Democrats. Democrats have been spreading the slogan "Culture of corruption" all over the Republicans. In my opinion, that's well deserved, but if the White House wants to maintain an advantage in the bodies that do the checking and balancing, it should be in their best interest to present a united front with a little honesty. Say congressmen get pissed off that Rove is basically trying to squash their pride, telling them that they are pawns in his game, tell them that they are there because of him and have no ability of their own. Say they get pissed. Who is going to get the money and the presidential backing? A porn star that loves rifles and is anti-abortion?

Then again, maybe i'm wrong. Maybe Rove really does hold everyone's political destiny in his grubby chubby hands, and maybe everyone in Washington (at least on the Republican side) knows it. The Whitehouse has everything to lose here, 6 years of political dominance and not a whole lot to show for it, why play hardball, why toy with the possibility of losing the only weapons you have?

Thursday, January 19, 2006

Trent Lott believes in free lunch

"Now we're going to say you can't have a meal for more than 20 bucks," said Senator Trent Lott, Republican of Mississippi. "Where are you going, to McDonald's?"


http://www.nytimes.com/2006/01/19/politics/19cong.html?ex=1295326800&en=d02648232b366277&ei=5090&partner=rssuserland&emc=rss
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/01/19/AR2006011902527.html

No, Senator Lott, you can pay for your own meal like everyone else in America.

GOP "reforms" are formalities for more of the same

Congressional Democrats yesterday laid out a plan to change what they called a GOP "culture of corruption" in Washington, even as Republicans pointed to ethics lapses on their antagonists' side of the aisle...
Rather than limiting the value of a gift to $20, as House Republicans are considering, Democrats would prohibit all gifts from lobbyists. Democrats also take direct aim at some of the legislative practices that have become established in the past 10 years of Republican rule in Congress. They vowed to end the K Street Project, under which Republicans in Congress pressure lobbying organizations to hire only Republican staff members and contribute only to Republican candidates.


from Washington Post. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/01/18/AR2006011801760_pf.html

The GOP's answer is limiting the value of a gift to $20? That doesn't even make sense, what is the significance of $20 when compared to the tens and hundred of thousands of dollars that Jack Abramoff fundraised and directly donated to the Republican party? The answer almost seems too obvious.

They've created a system of "accountability" that is filled with even more loopholes, but loopholes that can prove to be legal. Have you ever looked at grocery coupons?



Notice how they say that the value of the coupon is either "no cash value" or something really small like a fraction of a cent.

Lobbyists could continue to give Tom DeLay millions in gifts but say that they have a cash value of less than $20. Sneaky. Why wouldn't I be suprised that something like that would happen if Republican lobbying "reforms" were passed?


Sunday, January 08, 2006

Wait for it... wait for it...

Mr. DeLay said he had "always acted in an ethical manner within the rules of our body and the laws of our land."

Right.
Tom Delay gets about a month and a half on my watch before he cries and apologizes. Remember his statement above, and then wait for that quote to turn into...

"I'm so sorry, I didn't mean for anyone to get hurt, I acted unlawfully, sniffle, ::cry:: I have dishonored my family, the people I represent, and my nation. sniff. I only hope that I will be redeemed by the Lord almighty. Again I want to apologize to my fellow Americans, ::break down in tears some more:: and... I hope that one day you will be able to forgive me. ::sob sob:: May God Bless America, Oh god I wished it would never have turned out like this, I got carried away I'm so sorry".

You just wait. It WILL happen. The sad part is nobody feels bad or unethical about the things they apologize for, until they get caught.

EXHIBIT A: RANDY "DUKE" CUNNINGHAM

"Duke Cunningham strongly denies these allegations and we will contest them in court as soon as the judge permits us to do so."

The truth is -- I broke the law, concealed my conduct, and disgraced my high office. I know that I will forfeit my freedom, my reputation, my worldly possessions, and most importantly, the trust of my friends and family.


EXHIBIT B: JACK ABRAMOFF

"Abramoff insists he is innocent of any wrongdoing concerning millions of dollars in funding he received for helping Indian tribes set up casinos in their tribal homelands."

"Words will not ever be able to express my sorrow and my profound regret for all my actions and mistakes," he said. "I hope I can merit forgiveness from the Almighty and those I've wronged or caused to suffer."